What a Dirty Mind

Teacher: "What is the opposite of laughing?"
Student: "Making Love!!!"
Teacher: "What??? Why is that?"
Student: "Laughing is ha... ha... ha...ha..., but Making Love is ah... ah...ah... ah...!"

Curiously, the teacher ask another question: "What is the opposite of crying?"
The same student: "Making Love, Madam!"
Teacher: "Again??? Now will you explain why you keep answering with 'that' again?"
Student: "Crying is hu... hu... hu... hu..., but Making Love is uh... uh... uh... uh...!"

Anxiously, the teacher ask another question: "What is the opposite of Santa Claus?"
The same student: "Making Love, Madam!!"
Teacher: "What a bloody nasty kid... Now tell me what your reason is?!!!"
Student: When Santa came up, he always say ho... ho... ho... ho..., but Making Love is oh...oh..oh..X_X =))

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